Antara nasi lemak dan roti canai

Peristiwanya:

Sewaktu membuat medical check up beberapa bulan lepas.....

"Dey...berapa banyak berat la you..! What have you eaten lately?"
"Your blood pressure is normal...however your cholesterol level is quite high..."
"I bet you eat too much nasi lemak and roti canai..right??"
"Why the roti canai and nasi lemak price are so cheap??? That's because the mamak stall uses recycled cooking oil..they use it again and again...that's why they can sell cheaper.."

"and did you know that this kind of recycled cooking oil has very high cholesterol?"

"Avoid mamak stall...eat healthy food..and have some exercise and jogging... "
"If you are married, ask your wife to cook with less oil..or never use oil at all"
"if you do'nt change your eating habit, in two years time you will have a heart problem....seriously"


Persoalannya:

Pergh...terrer betul doktor nie...boleh la dia agak aku makan apa setiap hari..huhuhuh
Tapi memang betul la...pagi-pagi nak pegi keje...singgah jap beli nasi lemak kat tepi jalan..tapi yang meniaga tu Malayu la..support la sikit peniaga Melayu, betul tak??

Dah jadi default dah : "nasi lemak tambah dengan telur mata...ye kak...macam biasa la...hari-hari saya beli sini..takkan lupa lak.."

Balik dari keja lak, pas Isyak gitu...beli lagi nasi lemak untuk makan malam kat peniaga Melayu gak. Alaa...gerai kat bawah blok umah Pozi tu la...

Amah indon: "Biasa...tambah? Lauk apa?"
Aku: "Tambah...errr...telur goreng je la.."
Amah indon: "Tima kasehhhhhh!"

(Nota: Intonasi kawalan vokal yang unik ada pada amah tu...sebab tu la budak umah pozi pun selalu beli kat situ..hahahhahahaah!)

Bab roti canai tu...hmm tak la betul sangat. Aku sebat roti canai mmg la kat mamak stall..kalau tak kat Lot Ten (bukan yg dekat Sogo tu yea..), kat Khulafa Baru jer dengan geng seofis. Tapi hanya sesekali jer...tak selalu.

Hmmm..tapi bila dah kena warning dengan sakit jantung, nampak gaya aku kena la beringat sikit..bab exercise dan jogging tu kena la mula berjinak-jinak. Wei, korang boleh jumpa aku tercungap kat area Masjid Negeri la pagi Sabtu dan Ahad..